Posted 2 hours ago
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the-bad-wolf-bitch:

winterlark:

if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not

Nailed it.

Posted 2 hours ago

futuristic-space-cake:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

I think you mean optimom prime

Posted 2 hours ago

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

Posted 2 hours ago

foxgoddess:

seoulmama:

thebaptizedagnostic:

innerchrist:

Today is the International Day Against Homophobia. Let’s use it to fight against heterosexism, transphobia, cissexism, and all other forms of oppression. 

:D GUYS. GUYYYYS. ASEXUALLLLSSS. OUR FLAG WAS INCLUDED! 

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WE EXIST TO THESE PEOPLE!!!!  

Posted 3 hours ago
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Sick Burn

outofcontextdnd:

Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.

DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?

Barbarian: Natural 20 

DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.  

Posted 3 hours ago

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

Posted 3 hours ago

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: hhlil)

Posted 5 hours ago

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Posted 5 hours ago

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

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Posted 7 hours ago

ineedmasculism:

indigoire:

fukuzawayumi-archive:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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You son of a bitch. 

I’m getting this tattooed