if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
I think you mean optimom prime
Today is the International Day Against Homophobia. Let’s use it to fight against heterosexism, transphobia, cissexism, and all other forms of oppression.
:D GUYS. GUYYYYS. ASEXUALLLLSSS. OUR FLAG WAS INCLUDED!
WE EXIST TO THESE PEOPLE!!!!
Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.
DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?
Barbarian: Natural 20
DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality